Friday, September 21, 2007

Chinese Biological Warfare

Shalisa and I are both almost finished dying.

We went to Olympia Tuesday for the ultrasound, bought a used freezer, and then decided to go out to dinner.

We ended up eating at probably the nastiest, greasiest, scariest looking chinese restaraunt in the world.

Apparently the cat they served us (it might have been dog) was tainted with some form of biological warfare agent.

Needless to say for the last 48 hours Shalisa and I have been in the process of taking the entire content of our "insides" and putting them "outside" through various methods your body uses. I will let you draw your own conclusions.

I actually didn't go to work yesterday because I felt so crappy. For me to take a day off of work because I don't feel well is pretty rare. I could have a limb chopped off and would only take an hour or 2 to get the stitches and be back to work, I HATE using my personal time off for anything that is not "vacation."

We both woke up today feeling a bit better, although I have limited my intake to uhm, Jello, frozen ice, a banana and am just now contemplating stepping up to this yogurt I have... I am not sure though. Hopefully by tomorrow I will be back to eating greasy hamburgers and Taco Hell.


Shalisa said...

I've added chicken noodle soup (mostly the broth) and I ventured for the corn chex cereal on my menu for the day, along with the given jello and banana :)

.justin said...

i use my personal leave from work to anonymous comment on people's blogs i know like white-middle-class terrorist.


Julia said...

AWWW...poor Smiths. I am glad you are quickly mending.