Thursday, October 18, 2007

Oh no he didn't...


Oh yes I did. In honor of Saturday's festivities I present to you:

Q: How many U of W freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

Q: What does the average Husky player get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

A little girl went before the judge & was asked, "where do you want to live, with your mother?" "No, my mom beats me.", she replied. "Would you like to live with your father ?" the judge questioned. "No, he beats me too !!" she exclaimed. The judge looked at her with pity and said, "well, little girl, who do you want to live with?" "University of Washington", she gleamed, "They can't beat anybody".

What are the best four years of a Huskies life? Third grade.

5 comments:

.justin said...

hey mr. b, i believe we call thems fightin' words!




i didn't know ryan was an avid UW opponent?

Ryan and Shalisa said...

You've been to my office how many times and never noticed the large UO pennant hanging up?

Oregon through and through baby.

.justin said...

i am sports oblivious.


i just put together that you are from oregon and live in washington among those like john who is a UW-man, thus...


i'm retarded.

Anonymous said...

A little girl went before the judge & was asked, "where do you want to live, with your mother?" "No, my mom beats me.", she replied. "Would you like to live with your father ?" the judge questioned. "No, he beats me too !!" she exclaimed. The judge looked at her with pity and said, "well, little girl, who do you want to live with?" "Portland Trail Blazers", she gleamed, "They can't beat anybody".

borodimer said...

booooo!!!!!!