Sunday, September 27, 2009

Vaseline Queen

Yesterday Ryan and I were busy building this:



Which meant the girls spent a lot of time playing inside and watching movies to keep them entertained and out of harms way. Annora took an early nap, which was nice, and Maddie let her out of her room when she woke up, so, I didn't see her till lunch...
and this is how I found her :Yes, encased in a thick layer of vaseline. I quickly plunked her down at the table with some food and ran upstairs to see the damage. Not bad actually all things considering since she was doing this :
This being combing her hair with vaseline if you can't tell from the picture. I have no idea why. But why do kids play with poop and eat rocks? Experimentation I suppose. Trying out life for the first time. I was so mad and so giggly at the same time!

I tried to document the process of getting the vaseline out of her hair. I read all the tips and tricks online. I washed her hair with Dr. Bronner's thinking "it takes care of everything!"...but no such luck. Then I used the cornstarch trick. Which I think helped...but it was hard to tell. I did the cornstarch twice, then baby powder (which is essentially the same thing) and then cornstarch 2 more times, using a comb to get out clumps and washing with regular shampoo and sometimes rinsing with rubbing alcohol (alcohol is how they say to get it out of the carpet...I thought it might help in hair too). In the end, after 6 cornstarch shampoos and various rinses (including the "krud kutter" rinse) Her hair was minus slime but still stand on end greasy. The girls played outside by the new play set a bit later...where they dug in the dirt...and of course...Annora put dirt on her head, because that's where all the cool kids are putting their dirt these days. So, after dinner I took the girls to Walmart. Honestly I really didn't want any of the public to see the disgusting mess on my child's head. It looked like a nest, or a burrow of some wild animal. But for it to look better, I had to buy some other stuff to try out. I plunked her in the tub once home and first tried the RC Cola. I bought RC, because it said RC. I'm sure it's the same as other cola's...but I wasn't taking any risks. Then I washed her hair with Dawn detergent. Some more baby powder. 2 more dawn washes and RC rinses and we were "good enough". Her hair still stands on end, but is no longer sticky. I figure another 10 goes at it and her hair will either be back to normal or will have started to fall out.













First Wash


Second Wash


















Third Wash All I Will Remember.

7 comments:

Eric and Jamie said...

OH MY GOODNESS!! That is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I love it!!! HAHAHAHAH!

Carrie said...

OH WOW! That is hilarious (although I'm sure it didn't feel that way at the time). I guess that's one of the perks of having boys - I can just buzz their hair...

Matthew and Stephanie said...

How in the world did you get her to let you wash her hair all those times????????

Julia said...

That is so awful!! in the most hilarious way!!

~C said...

love the pictures! :) so not fun for you i'm sure. i bet you have one messy bathtub! :) fun that you guys are building your own play set. i'm still bugging daniel about starting plans for ours. thinking next spring, so we'll see.

Smiles said...

Okay... I've stopped laughing... Is this what I have to look forward to?

Kelly said...

That is hysterical! It might be best if we don't let her & Graham play together anytime soon! :)