That's just a rough number, and will continue to grow as we commit slug genocide at the Smith Home. That's right. If you're a slug, you're not welcome here, and we WILL remove you by force. Or rather by death. So keep that slimy foot on someone else's plants.
Last night we conducted our 3rd slug hunt which resulted in 300 deaths. We celebrated by burning them. It was disgusting. We'll be drowning them next time .
Saturday, July 03, 2010
Death Toll 490
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That slug fire is GROSS!!
But, I really like Ryan's slug hunting hat...
Thanks for reminding me to put out more slug bait.
Uggh! We've had slug issues too... not as many as you, but goodness go bug someone elses plants! Please!
Salt is my all time favorite...because it's a slow death. Their slime melts right off them and then they dry from the inside out. So much fun!
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